PAN ARAB UNION FOR PEACE
                           NEWSLETTER
Issue #18                                  February 26, 1998
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                     DEDICATED TO PEACE EUPHORIA
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     To quote an unidentified European Ambassador to the U.N.:

                  W E   A R E   E U P H O R I C ! ! ! 
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                    [Will there be any stars
                        in our crowns?]
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To Saddam Hussein:
             May you be happy and may your enemies know it.
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To Kofi Annan:
2/23/98 and restated here
K U D O S   T O   K O F I !!!  You did us proud.
(However, I was disappointed to learn in reading
your bio that you support the infamous Resolution 986
["a license to steal" "oil-for-nothing" "six billion for
a grain of rice"].  Please re-think your position on this.)

Hopefully your outstanding achievement in Iraq this past
week will avert what could have turned into WWIII.  Now
for sanctions to be lifted and the inspection regime to
be ended.  And on to liberating Palestine!!
JMT/"MARVELOUS MOM"/(codename: GRACE UNLIMITED)
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To Trent Lott and his ilk in the U.S. Congress:
   [from "Vlad the Bad" Zhirinofsky:  Go PISS up a rope!]
You should thank God for such excellent sub-contractors -- Kofi Annan 
saved your collective BUTT.
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To Al Gore:
george bush and william jefferson blythe AKA clinton AKA bozo ARE AT THE TOP OF THE LIST FOR NOMINATIONS OF WAR CRIMINALS AND bozo IS THE LEADING CONTENDER FOR #1 ELUSIVE FELON IN THE U.S.A. [Your own status is pending your assumption of the Oval Office -- NODToDeath #38 this date 2/26/98.]
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To "Mad-dog" Butler (may he rest in peace):
    
                       A  C O S M I C  C H E E R
                 What'a we gonna do with Mad-dog Butler
                 What'a we gonna DO with Mad-dog Butler
                 What'a we gonna do with Mad-dog Butler??
                 Mad-dog Butler - PUT HIM DOWN.
                  [and may God Almighty Allah have mercy on his 
                   soul and on the souls of the 2M Iraqis his
                   regime has killed]
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To the Pope and Cardinal O'Connor:
       Congratulations -- for once you were on the RIGHT side
         [now on to ordination of women]
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AND THE HEAVENLY CHORUS SANG "amen"   [regaling Nasser]

HOORAY FOR THE PEACE TEAM -- "We've got a team and
                              we're gonna shout it!"

R I G H T   C A N  A N D  W I L L  T R I U M P H   O V E R   M I G H T
JMT/"Marvelous Mom"/[Codename: GraceUnlimited]