PAN ARAB UNION FOR PEACE
                      NEWSLETTER
Issue #19                                            April 1, 1998
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         DEDICATED TO "Laugh and the World laughs with you"
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N E W S F L A S H
This just in -- "BOZO stampeded by herd of female elephants"

Billy (as in Hil) Graham was quite right when he defended william 
jefferson blythe AKA clinton AKA bozo from criticism, regarding his 
abusive ways around women, by saying females go wild for him.

A herd of wild female elephants stampeded the grounds where Bill & Hil 
are "safariing" and the news report heard round the world was of a 
matron elephant braying as she delivered a death-blow to the pelvic area 
of the President of the United States with her trunk.  [It was not a 
pretty sight* folks.] 
                            NOT = APRIL FOOLS'!!
*[It was mistakenly reported that the elephant had been branded with the 
name "Monica" by conservationists some time ago.  The word was actually 
"Moniker" which was the codename of the conservation project.]

Remember folks, you heard it here first.


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Seriously,

The foreign ministers of Egypt, Syria, and Saudi Arabia are said to be 
putting their heads together, even as I write, to formulate an approach 
to the stalled peace talks re: Palestine.

"The Torah Truth (Special issue of this Newsletter, 3/1/98)" should be 
the guiding light to the resolution of the "Palestine question."  
Zionism is heresy; Zionism is racism; Zionism is divisive in both the 
Jewish world and the Arab world; Zionism is an attempt to "play God" = 
an attempt to force God's hand = an attempt to finagle the Jewish 
religion to the covetous desires of the Zionists.

Palestine Always & Forever
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Mandatory Palestine

A united Arab nation, consisting of 23 separate Arab nation-states, 
should insist that the Zionist philosophy be denounced by the jewish 
overlords; that the Knesset be voluntarily dissolved; and that a new 
government be formed which recognizes the rights of all citizens 
equally, including the foremost right of the Palestinian Arabs to be 
repatriated.

                PALESTINE IS A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY;
                "israel" IS AN UGLY STATE-OF-MIND

R I G H T   C A N  A N D  W I L L  T R I U M P H   O V E R   M I G H T

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